I'm (not) the new Swan Queen!

Here's one from the new batch of movies for the 2014 Chronicle Books Movies R Fun that did NOT make the cut.
REJECTED!

More MOVIES R FUN r coming....

I've been getting a lot of emails/letters/telegrams/morse code messages/smoke signals/etc. asking if more MOVIES R FUN are in the making. The answer: Yes! I'm working on it right now. The even better news, it is being published by the amazing Chronicle Books. And this book will be bigger and badder and more-er! And probably available pretty much everywhere-er!

Thank you for all the interest. More news to come.

The Loneliest Unicorn

POLICE BEAT! Part 3 : The conclusion

It is finished! The final chapter of Police Beat! has wrapped. Years of writing, editing, blood, sweat, tears, etc. AND waiting for the technology to finally catch up so that it could seamlessly help to tell the story I NEED to tell. It has all come down to this final moment.

I highly recommend watching the first 2 chapters so that you can catch up with the story, for those who haven't been following over the years. For those who have, the wait is over...

Part 1

Part 2

Police Beat! Part 3

I've SOLD OUT!

 "WHAT? THERE'S NO MORE BOOKS?!! BUT I WAS GOING TO BUY ONE FOR MY AILING NEPHEW WHO SAID A COPY OF THE BOOK WOULD CURE HIS HIVES AND WHOOPING COUGH!"

Well, tough beans Jimmy.

 Thanks to a fan posting some of my images to reddit, I have completely sold out of books. If you were able to obtain a Movies R Fun book before the end, CONGRATULATIONS! You are a winner. You have a book that's one in a thousand! (because I made 1000 of them). Feel free to taunt/tease your fellow non-book-owning frienemies relentlessly so that they know how awesome you are for supporting self-published books. And if you did not order a book in time, well, what can I say? Shame. Shame on you. Why are you filled with so much hate towards the written word? Time to rethink your life.

 F.A.Q. time!

Q. "Where can I get your book?"
A. Maybe HERE.

Q. "Does this look infected?"
A. Yes. Consult a physician immediately.

Q. "Hurry up and print more books, you idiot."
A. Okay, first of all, that's not even a question...and second, the name calling is not necessary. Right now there are no plans for reprints. However, if a publisher was interested in reprinting, I'd think about it.

Q. "Are you going to make another book?"
A. Maybe.

Q. "Maybe? What kind of answer is that?"
A. I want to, but I'm a little busy right now.

Q. "Pfft...whatever."
A. You can follow me on Twitter...

Q. "Ass."
A. Thank you.

If you have ordered in the past few days, please be patient while the onslaught of orders are being filled. The extremely efficient, giant mechanic order-filling octopus robot I built became self aware on me and quit. So I had to hire an entire camp of filthy hobos to help fill orders. Needless to say, they are much slower and keep trying to stab each other. Not efficient.

'MOVIES R FUN' R ALMOST DUN!!

Holy Hasselhoff! After printing 1000 copies of Movies R Fun a little over a year ago, we are down to the last 99! And more orders are on their way out the door right now. What does that mean? That means if you want one, or 99, put your order in very soon. Holiday orders are already coming in. And there are no plans to print more. That's right, YOU (and 999 of your closest friends) will own a copy of Movies R Fun from this limited run, if you order now.

Not only will you be more smarter after reading Movies R Fun, you'll be a part of the elite crowd as well. Look at all these high class people who have reaped the benefits of owning a copy of Movies R Fun.

- Men relaxing on leather couches



- Blind ladies in bikinis



- Attractive people in stock photography



- Furries



- The world's top dramatic actors



- Ol' timey gents



- Santa Claus



- Michael Jordan



Order today and be the talk of the town!

DISCLAIMER: Ordering book today may not make you the talk of the town.

SMALL FRY

If you've had your eyes open at all over the past month, you may have noticed there is a new Muppet movie coming out. The Muppets are on every magazine cover, every tv show, public bus shelter ad....it's awesome. And I saw the movie and it's great. I already want more Muppet movies.

And attached to the front of The Muppets is a new Toy Story Toon I had the pleasure of working on, Small Fry. Directed by Angus Maclane.

So go check it out. Because let's be honest, watching the Muppets in a theater full of strangers would be more entertaining than watching your horrible family shovel hunks of turkey into their gaping, gravy holes.

(Ugh, I apologize. That last sentence just ruined Thanksgiving for me too.)

Small Fry